urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:ratsalad Confessions of a Cheese Whore I am a rat and you're not ratsalad 2005-02-19T11:21:13Z urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:ratsalad:2538 I came, I saw, I had pals 2005-02-19T11:21:13Z 2005-02-19T11:21:13Z <img src="http://www.realm-of-shade.com/rats/ratsaladbeingpal.jpg"><br /><br />I was here and a rat. It was good.<br /><br />RIP Rat Salad, 2005. urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:ratsalad:2303 seducing the girl rat 2005-01-03T02:34:34Z 2005-01-03T02:34:34Z I gave my girlfriend this entire gingerbread house for Christmas.<br />Do you think she'll let me stay overnight in her cage now?<br /><br /><img src="http://www.sparrowrose.com/lj_images/rathouse.jpg"> urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:ratsalad:1904 ratsalad @ 2004-04-30T06:54:00 2004-04-30T12:54:15Z 2004-04-30T12:54:15Z You've heard of people having a rat's nest in their hair?<br />Now you are privileged enough to see a rattie making one!<br /><img src="http://www.sparrowrose.com/lj_images/ratnest.jpg" alt="rat in hair"><br />Few people have witnessed such grandeur: relish it! urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:ratsalad:1648 ratsalad @ 2004-02-29T14:30:00 2004-02-29T21:31:25Z 2004-02-29T21:31:25Z Why has no one taken recent photos of me begging for cheese? I demand cheese and cannot get it without enticing photos to lure the unsuspecting into my lair of cheese-less-ness! urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:ratsalad:1496 ratsalad @ 2003-12-21T04:19:00 2003-12-21T11:21:44Z 2003-12-21T11:21:44Z <img src="http://www.realm-of-shade.com/rats/ratsock700.jpg"><br /><br />Some people are stupid enough to put me back in my rat house without my precious socks.<br /><br />If they do not give me cheese and marshmallows, I shall stare at them until they do. urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:ratsalad:1211 ratsalad @ 2003-12-14T16:35:00 2003-12-14T23:37:06Z 2003-12-14T23:37:06Z <img src="http://www.realm-of-shade.com/rats/ratheadsmall.jpg"><br /><br />I used the last of my rat energy to look at you and wonder why you haven't given me cheese yet. urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:ratsalad:883 ratsalad @ 2003-12-14T16:35:00 2003-12-14T23:36:20Z 2003-12-14T23:36:20Z <img src="http://www.realm-of-shade.com/rats/ljratpokesheadup.jpg"> urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:ratsalad:688 ratsalad @ 2003-12-14T16:34:00 2003-12-14T23:35:44Z 2003-12-14T23:35:44Z <img src="http://www.realm-of-shade.com/rats/ratstretch.jpg"><br /><br />That is <b>not</b> cheese. urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:ratsalad:298 Or marshmallows 2003-12-14T23:19:34Z 2003-12-14T23:19:34Z I am a rat. This is my journal. Give me some cheese now.