| Saturday, February 19th, 2005 |
| 4:19 am |
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| Sunday, January 2nd, 2005 |
| 7:31 pm |
seducing the girl rat
I gave my girlfriend this entire gingerbread house for Christmas. Do you think she'll let me stay overnight in her cage now? |
| Friday, April 30th, 2004 |
| 6:54 am |
You've heard of people having a rat's nest in their hair? Now you are privileged enough to see a rattie making one!  Few people have witnessed such grandeur: relish it! |
| Sunday, February 29th, 2004 |
| 2:30 pm |
Why has no one taken recent photos of me begging for cheese? I demand cheese and cannot get it without enticing photos to lure the unsuspecting into my lair of cheese-less-ness! |
| Sunday, December 21st, 2003 |
| 4:19 am |
 Some people are stupid enough to put me back in my rat house without my precious socks. If they do not give me cheese and marshmallows, I shall stare at them until they do. |
| Sunday, December 14th, 2003 |
| 4:35 pm |
 I used the last of my rat energy to look at you and wonder why you haven't given me cheese yet. |
| 4:35 pm |
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| 4:34 pm |
 That is not cheese. |
| 4:18 pm |
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